Lunch Lady Land
Reported by sicarii
Maynard, never being one to disappoint Buddyhead, expressed his thoughts on the tubby red capped one recently in an interview. When asked what he thought about Fred Durst being such a fan of Tool, Maynard replied with: "if the lunch-lady in high school hits on you, you appreciate the compliment, but you're not really gonna start dating the lunch-lady, are ya?"