I sold out long before you ever heard my name
Reported by heyrevolver
Can we really let a day go by without a Tool update? Of course not! The band have just launched an official fan club (insert eyes rolling here), The Collective Unconscious. Memberships cost between $30 and $85 (plus shipping!), depending on how much overpriced crap you want to buy. Head on over to toolarmy.com for all the gory details. Oh, and the site won't work if you're using Netscape. Blah.