Ugly Casanova - Sharpen Your Teeth

Reviewed by catchdubs

Modest Mouse mastermind Isaac Brock is definitely on to something with his current side project, Ugly Casanova. At first glance, this comes as something of a shock – a backwoods stew that’s equal parts Tom Waits and Mellow Gold-era Beck shouldn’t be MORE accessible than your everyday guitar rock – but after a few listens, the shambling lyrics and eclectic instrumental palate will grow on you in a way not unlike the alien plant roots depicted on the album cover. From the spoon-based percussion on “Spilled Milk Factory” to the thoroughly bizarre, Talking Heads march of “Parasites” (“the parasites are excited when you’re dead/eyes bulging/entering your head”), Ugly Casanova exhibit a unique kitchen-sink sensibility that is both curious and charming. Perhaps the appeal lies somewhere between the layers of backwards guitar loops and washboard drumming, a thread interwoven with fret noises and gurgled vocals. One way or another, the collage is captivating. Ugly Casanova’s debut offers a simple, handmade beauty that is so often absent from “modern rock.” Brock and associates have conjured up a humble mix of experimentation and rootsy tradition that – while not for everyone – offers a welcome respite from your typical three or four chords. [www.subpop.com]

Jun 29 2002

John Forte - I, John

Reviewed by simple

As you know if you have read just about anything I have written on this fair site, I am not really into R&B or Hip Hop. So why am I reviewing this album then? Because when I do come across something in this genre that I really enjoy, I feel that it is my duty to let you know about it. “I, John” is just different enough for me to get into, and give me something to break the rock and punk monotony that typically plagues my CD changer. On songs like “Trouble Again” Forte manages to incorporate a nice little guitar riff with his smooth vocal stylings (not to mention guest vocals from Tricky) to create a strikingly catchy track. Then we have “All the Pretty People” in which the incorporation of a piano and slow vocal delivery creates an almost Elton John-ish feel. You can’t say that too often about a song by an R&B artist. Combine these tracks with “Been There, Done That” which has a straight up rock n’ roll chorus, guitar solo, and keyboards and you have one of the best combination of styles I have heard in a while. I guess that is what draws me to this album; it is so diverse and such a great mix of different styles. It becomes clear that many different types of music have had an influence on John Forte and these influences shine through on “I, John”. All the while Forte manages to include his own unique touch on the music that seems to be rooted in his diverse musical background. Another noticeable point is the quality of the lyrics. Forte made this album in the months after his trial and conviction for drug possession, and preceding his 14-month jail sentence. As a result, we get this album full of strikingly honest lyrics about the hard times Forte is facing, as well as the positive things down the road. All in all, that makes for good music. So have you heard the new Wyclef album? It is kind of disappointing isn’t it? Well then go out and pick up the John Forte album, “I, John”. The album has a very similar feel to Wyclef’s material but offers a little more of a soul sound and a lot more diversity. I think with this release Forte has proved that he has a lot to offer the music world, and not just as a guest on his buddy’s album. I give the album a solid 4.4 manstyle points. [www.transparentmusic.com]

Jun 29 2002

Azure Ray - Burn and Shiver

Reviewed by ryan

Pop. I would love to think this three-letter palindrome has grown out of its old skin as an associate with bleak and uninspiring popular rubbish. I would love to think that it has become known as a genre of universal emotional connectivity rather than a procured scene of prepubescent bubble-gummed infestation. However, this is simply not true. Most of rock’s patrons still ignorantly create a deceptive lineage from pop to MTV and radio. Although it most definitely is a pipe dream, the emotional pop telegraphers of Azure Ray want to change all that. Burn and Shiver, this female duo’s sophomoric heart thumper and brain sweller, blows through the abysses that pop music should emulate: plains of atmospheric flourishes, rolling hills of silky smooth production and mountains of climatic crescendos. Yes, Azure Ray are more of a photographic landscape than a cold clinical cut of plastic. They know that the plush horns that sound off in the distance and the sensitive synthesizers that tremble like a wavering spring breeze on “Forever Cities” and the acoustics that drip with a sweet jangle on “Trees Keep Growing” aren’t going to crush the musical template; or even make a dent in it, for that matter. But that’s not saying that tears won’t be shed, emotion won’t be blossomed and love won’t be spread by this dyad. Trust me – I witnessed it firsthand. Azure Ray – while wrestling with topics of love and ruffling the feathers of loneliness – warp their subject matter into a surprisingly content craft of pure pop goodness. Although apt to both celebrate life and its virtues while being prone to the sadness and its tribulations along the way, Burn and Shiver rests its head on complacency at the end of the day. The soft ethereal touches of femininity that lull atop a warm, hazy backdrop of drifting life will definitely not alter the world – but if it makes you think a little longer and feel a little more does it even matter? [www.thewarmsupercomputer.com]

Jun 20 2002

Lisa Loeb - Cake and Pie

Reviewed by erun

And you say... She was just a one-hit wonder. She whined so all the time... So? She's still singing, that canary that is Lisa Loeb; Her newest release, Cake and Pie, is a cheerfully inoffensive miasma of heartache, sing-a-long, and finger-picked tuneage that is sincere and bittersweet. Well put-together like a teenager going out on her first date, it's a very pink-toned album, with swirly and warm guitars, wispy background voices, and Lisa's delicate yet one-octave voice. The album reeks of familiarity, yet it's more like a comforting familiarity than anything else. The lyrics are easy to understand, and the emotions behind them are equally easy to get, underscored by a rasp here or a nice bass line there. Every song could potentially be a hit, could potentially be a soundtrack staple, as they're all likeable and effortless to listen to. So what's wrong with our cat-eyed heroine of "Reality Bites"? Not a thing has changed, really, since her last efforts. It's all too easy, like a paint-by-numbers kit, where your mind doesn't get any room to explore the songs, because she makes sure that her neurosis is just that, hers. It's too sweet to properly trash, as "Drops Me Down" is too quickly catchy, "Everyday" is too easily singable, and "Kick Start" is too nicely put; good at the hook, she is. "Payback" has a surprising malice that someone who names their album after sugary confections might just have the irony to spare, and "You Don't Know Me" is Bob Seager's quiet, book-smart daughter's story. In essence, the album is something you'd actually hold onto, because you might be in the mood to be told what to think about things someday... Things that you'd already overhashed anyway, so it's so much easier to have someone with Lisa's lip-gloss voice sing about them. Or maybe not. "She's Falling Apart" is the only ominious song, the only song that might have taken some courage to write, as it's a chronicle of anorexia, and it's steady pace hints at more autobiography than Miss L might want to reference. So if you get in the mood for a chorus that goes "Lalalalala...Lalalalala..." then this album is, with all its ABAB, CDCD rhyme scheme, for you. [www.lisaloeb.com]

Jun 18 2002

Mayday - Old Blood

Reviewed by ryan

There’s got to be something in the water in Omaha. Or maybe it’s just the desolate Bible-belt upbringings or the ceaseless cornrows that induce creation out of monotony. Despite what the cause is – the ardent musical fever does in fact spread like wildfire in that certain eastern Nebraska city. And lucky for all of us roving music fanatics, Saddle Creek Records have honed their perceptiveness and sharpened their ears to give the fine musicians of Omaha an outlet into the world. Adjoining the ranks of the Saddle Creek elite are Mayday – folk rock regulars that send a trail of tears down the melancholic page of the classic rock textbook. Though the official moniker of Mayday may be new to indie name-swappers, such names as Lullaby for the Working Class, Cursive, Bright Eyes and Azure Ray are not. Ted Stevens, the mastermind and orchestrater of Mayday, endows his voice box for the famed tunesters in Lullaby for the Working Class and has previously enlisted in the eminence of the remaining few listed. And now, after sifting through years of amounting demo material he emerges with an album – Old Blood, the brainchild of Stevens that weeps, laments and swaggers in the way that old fashioned folksters use to rock it with only the best of their friends. Mayday pieces together the usual entanglement of proto-folk rock through the twang of a banjo [“Captain”], the crinkle of an ethereal distortion pedal [“Come Home”] and the glazing dichotomy of hauntingly torrid male/female whispers [“I Know Moonlight”]. However, Mayday captures its swirl of solitude and desperation of distanced hope most awe-inspiringly in the dream catcher entitled “Cinquefoils.” Through the tick-tocking drum murmurs that mirror a poetic heartbeat, trembling organ underscores and deep emotive plucks, Mayday entrances the mind and prods at the nervous system in captivating fragility that could only be done by the strokes of the adept. Old Blood exerts heart-bulging heaps of emotion through a kaleidoscope of guitars and its cousins as well as keys from pianos, organs and any other instrument Stevens can construe among the porous textures of Mayday. Although not groundbreaking or overtly precarious, Mayday does etch its name into the indie folk side of rock as a modern bookmark explicating the past while leaving the door ajar just enough for a bit of swelling experimentation. [www.saddle-creek.com]

Jun 13 2002

Doves - The Last Broadcast

Reviewed by ryan

In 1991 it happened to Nirvana. Nevermind transfixed the lingering bad dream of ‘80s spandex slathered hair metal, fractured pop culture in two and has since certified walls of platinum records. Again, in 1997, rock was reupholstered by five Oxford boys who had an illusory vision and a quixotic dream. They named it OK Computer; yet most of us called it magic. Although each band has carved a very dissimilar musical niche into the hearts of the rock camaraderie, they both share the impeccable reputation as being the musical archetype in their respective native lands for many subsequent years that followed their albums of the highest tier. Doves, with their debut disc of Lost Souls, were an exemplar that tucked beneath the warm bed of rock perfunctory that Radiohead had first stitched and tailored. Just as the title to the aforementioned album indicates, it was an enveloping rock endeavor that was sealed and stamped with deep, impassioned melancholy. As if deliberately leading critics and fans awry, The Last Broadcast perplexes the rock canvas with a sea of sonic landscaping that stretches as far as the ear can hear and celestial harmonies that evaporate from the speakers and solidify in your mind. With their new episodic template, Doves flow through the chasms of your mind rather than simulate their UK predecessor in a game of follow the leader musical mimicry. Their kick-starter, “Words,” drives with vortexes of sheering guitar handiwork that roves like a tidal wave awash a starlit sky. The tinkling bells seem to roar, the vocals drift aimlessly into the night and the drums tremble beneath the shuffling sonic feet. If this were the new facade of the Doves I would be ever so ecstatic. But this isn’t the new polychromatic facelift of the Doves – yet I am still spinning The Last Broadcast ‘round and ‘round, again and again. The truth is, Doves morph and shape shift from song to song – strumming sunny and pruned pop melodics on “There Goes the Fear” one minute while “N.Y.” flaps in the wind with wings of protruding rock charisma and ambient, uplifting swirls that don’t only fill time, but passages of space as well. With The Last Broadcast we witness a band that once concealed its true self in a cocoon of bashfulness now in the formative stages of emerging like the fluttering butterfly that we all knew it could metamorphose into. Doves, with a montage of beautifully orchestrated rock, weave the networks of your mind in a foreign, yet warm fashion to leave you teary eyed, breathless and, as always, yearning for more. Unlike its precursor in the Doves discography, The Last Broadcast stands on a pedestal proudly its own – boasting a main course of beauty with a miniscule side dish of foregoing musical footnotes. [www.doves.net]

Jun 13 2002

Radio 4 - Gotham!

Reviewed by ryan

Sure, about every review from here to the subterranean dancefloors where Radio 4 submerge their unformulaic pop beneath transcendent keyboards and fractured guitar attritions has accredited their band’s aural infrastructure on Mission of Burma and Gang of Four. But, Radio 4 have seen the future and they simple have no time to dawdle on past Brit-trends – this eclectic quintet is the voyeur of next millennia noise. Gotham!, Radio 4’s bustling sophomore effort, itches with ice-pick-like guitar textures and pounds with floor rippling bass groovenetics. It rocks enough to appeal to the emanation of new school post-punkers, jives enough to be dished out on the dancefloor and agitates enough to cause an invigorating cerebrum-riot in the pensive minded. And, frankly, Radio 4 is just plain cool enough to be detected by anyone with sensible musical intuition. Now disregard Radio 4 with any antecedents; for they are the wax that puts the iridescent glow on all the spacecrafts of the future. Spiking the palatable punch bowl of reversionary disco aesthetics and retro new wave with guitars that resemble shards of glass; the strident and luminous opener, “Our Town,” zealously fills the awkward gray void between key gnashers, club goers and static distortion-aires. The instant that this track lashes out in nihilistic keyboard fury, you realize Radio 4’s auditory earthquakes do in fact pulse to familiar beat; but that is to the beat only heard in the space stations that orbit Mars or in the catacombs of a dance party on Venus. In earthly terms, this means the fun and new wave nostalgia that perspires from the dancefloor deviants in the Faint or Primal Scream’s XTRMNTR disc – the modern Magellan of electronica-guitar exploration. Routered with guitars that stick to your mind like a hyperbolic case of static cling and anchored by bottom heavy synths, Gotham! concentrates its catharsis upon the cornerstone of life. Throwing out the fabrication that any commix of electro-fusion has to be filled under the “cold” and “detached” tag, Radio 4 bombard the sweat drenched dancefloor with breakbeats brimming with vivacity and animated icebergs of white noise that pounce with fierce life. Radio 4 should be the next signal transmitted to reach alien life because, at the very least, Gotham! is going to be charted as the first intergalactic album to rock all forms of life – despite what cosmos you call fly back to at the end of the day. [www.r4ny.com]

Jun 13 2002

The Blood Brothers - March on Electric Children

Reviewed by ryan

In the world of hardcore where excommunication will ensue if Hatebreed doesn’t reap your headphones and thudding monotony is the most consequential auditory asset; I love the Blood Brothers. While retaining the utmost integrity for their mothering sanction of hardcore, this Seattle rooted quintet trembles through polychromatic punk waves to incorporate more style oscillations and genre transpositions than Hatebreed does guitar chords. In the few short years since this five-some has begun demolishing PA systems and treading hardcore’s fixated moniker through genre eclecticism; the Blood Brothers have captivated everyone from basement stage frequenters to uber-producer Ross Robinson. Their most current aural cannonball into the pool of hardcore stagnancy, March on Electric Children, resembles what that h-word would sound like if fun were an epigram for the genre instead of hatred and if melody was filtered through the screams with invariant intensity. While the versatility of the noisecore assassins in Racebannon can exhaust even the most experienced scenester, the Blood Brothers practice the equivalent prowess without fatiguing to a formulaic equation. The energy comprised within March on Electric Children bursts at the disc’s seams, much like Amen’s punk compacted discography. Moreover, as the dual vocal protocol has been trodden into insincerity by the likes of pop regurgitators Linkin Park and Crazy Town, the Blood Brothers instill esteemed hardcore abrasions while extracting energy from every genre willing to be branded with such a proverb. In verifying that fun and intelligent hardcore are indeed not oxymorons, the Blood Brothers inject antibiotics of shredded guitar angularity, but the syringe in which it is delivered through is anything but the typical hardcore requisite. In fact, as the guitars position themselves as six stringed wrecking balls, their havoc as an instrument is felt on a minor scale with the much broader spectrum being the ground zero of innovation where styles clash and interests contrast. And that makes all the difference in the world. March on Electric Children stands as an incendiary voice advocating that avant-garde sensibilities can and will be mingled with rigid hardcore ideals. The Blood Brothers even sink their tenacious teeth into fuzzed out sequencers [“Kiss of the Octopus”] and the lone dissonance of a piano that coupled with anarchic and fevered vocals revs enough RPMs to overturn the obstinate hardcore benchmark in an instant [“American Vultures”]. Sure, this album sprints by in a mere 24 minutes, but not before imploding your mind, pulsing adrenaline to every artery in your bloodstream and emerging from the shackles of hardcore’s “tough guy” motif. March on Electric Children is the modern montage of the new hardcore subversion. [www.thebloodbrothers.com]

Jun 13 2002

The Catheters - Static Delusions and Stone-Still Days

Reviewed by ryan

If you are the type of autocratic music fanatic that I am, you know that there are a handful of albums that simply must be pushed to eleven on the standardized volume parameter. These records scream and squawk to be dispensed at volumes that raise the temperature, annoy the neighbors and peel the paint off your wall – yes, the very elements that make rock music actually rock. Now that you are in the headache-hinting, pressure-pumping frame of mind, let me properly introduce the Catheters – Subpop’s long awaited answer to the fallout of early ‘90s noise from Mudhoney and Nirvana. Similarly, there is an exclusive anthology of albums that reek with good-natured-fun; the kind of record that resisting its screech of energy and influx of party predilections whenever and wherever it slithers past your ears is futile. Dangerously enough, the Catheters implode, explode, claw, squeal, fight, punch, kick and scream in proving that they are in fact the leading protagonist for both denominations of fun and amplification. And if you shivered at the very context of their moniker, chances are that you just pained an apt reaction to the dangerous rock clamor that the Catheters boldly sketch into their sophomore bombshell, Static Delusions and Stone-Still Days. But don’t worry – this catheter may go down hard, loud and violent; but it sounds like heavenly bliss. As for their exact sound, think MC5’s vintage, dirty and untreated garage physique. Think Unwound’s wide-eyed craze for mayhem. Think Mudhoney’s disorderly disposition. Think the Hives with balls the size of Jupiter. Or just imagine a car crash of electric guitars, snare bantering that rivals the clank of a sledgehammer and swirling shout-along choruses that make every former rocker jump out of that smug, docile and totally submissive sweater for the torn jeans and washed up Stooges t-shirt. The Catheters stab the corpse of all the noisemakers in the past three decades with a knife so serrated and so obliquely jagged that cuts will harm your ears forever and never ever let you perceive sound the same again. When hopefuls such as the Hives and the White Stripes are busy with murderously prolific record label pacts, MTV scarred events and enough media hype to fuel a rocket to the out portions of the universe; the Catheters were too busy making real garage rock to care. In a just world, the Catheters would be on the cover of Rolling Stone, “Been There Before” would be tearing out car stereo systems everywhere and this rambunctious Seattle quartet would be standing on a secular pedestal above 99.7% of rock’s most virtuous. Sadly, however, don’t expect this revolution to subvert the masses anytime soon. And even if it did, it’s not as if anyone anywhere would be ready for it; but I’m willing to do my part and so should you. If the proper respects are paid, Static Delusions and Stone-Still Days should be the Fun House for our generation. This release is for everyone. This is for those vinyl elitists who believe CDs are a prosaic and sterile medium scrubbed with too much hospital-clean production, it’s for those who ever picked up a guitar and cranked out their own noise in a local garage and it’s for everyone who wondered where rock went after MTV’s reign of terror and radio’s immoral archetypes. And if you still don’t slide into one of those denominations – yes, it’s for you too; no one should let Static Delusions and Stone-Still Days glide by unnoticed. This is a band that uses music’s primordial sticks and stones to break your bones rather than mixing boards and ProTools. And that’s the kind of pain that I’m dying to hear. [www.thecatheters.com]

Jun 10 2002

Avenged Sevenfold - Sounding the Seventh Trumpet

Reviewed by grant

A confusing piece of album for sure. Avenged Sevenfold has claimed a complete mess of punk, black metal, and 80's flare. You've got the first track, "To End The Rapture", reaking of glam and 80's guitar sweeps that will, in fact, automate the eject button tractor beam. Depending on your attention span, if you make it track 3, "Darkness Surrounding", you may be pleasantly surprised. We digress to a speedy punk experiment with three part harmony calling out in tribute to Bad Religion and Propaghandi. From that point on, we're fairly steady with fake phlegm growls, riff after riff, and damn impressive hyperdrumming. It's just plain confusing. Many go for the multi-genre collages, but it doesn't get much more messed up then Avenged Sevenfold. If some tracks were completely left out, you'd have a fairly solid metal demo, but it just keeps jumping. Boing, Boing, right into "Warmness On The Soul", one of the absolute worst power ballads I've ever heard in my entire life. A piano and reverb saturated poopile in the middle of an otherwise decent stream of songs. Redeeming tracks include "We Come Out At Night" and "Thick and Thin", both solid and righteous metal tunes with impressive growl to harmony transitions, and wildly creative riffs, but at least half the album leaves too much to be desired. "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet" is a jagged album - half brilliant and half wretched. Half is a 2.5. There are some great songs on here, but in between those high points is nothing worth buying. With the skip button close, it's a great EP, and worth a burn, but that is all. [www.avengedsevenfold.com]

Jun 8 2002

Hatebreed - Perseverance

Reviewed by grant

It's hard to judge Hatebreed from any perspective. A fan would find some reason to toss Perseverance into his "sold-out" pile, while new listeners would find Hatebreed to be fairly uninteresting musically, but chocked with life-changing lyrics. Either way, they has always been, and will always be a "hardcore" band. Hatebreed's albums do nothing more than give listeners something to bang to in between Hatebreed shows. Each song passes meaning, and gives a presentation. This album is no different than expected. Although the production is somewhat muddled, Hatebreed remains just as hard and heavy as they've always been. "Proven" begins a thick and consistent 15 tracks of unforgiveness spitting the "fight for what you believe in" perspective. Modern metalheads may find Perseverance to remain a little shallow, as do I. There is nothing you haven't heard before, either by Hatebreed, or ten other hardcore bands with the same motivation and tour power. Fans of ingenuity and tangents will only spin this one a few times through before putting it away, such as I did. But those in search of a message, and latch on to lyrics instead of the beat as the backbone of an album, will find refuge in Hatebreed's newest endeavor. [www.hatebreed.com]

Jun 8 2002

Desaparecidos - Read Music - Speak Spanish

Reviewed by ryan

This is what Weezer should have sounded like by now - if Rivers' hadn't succumbed to formulaic pop rock pretenses that laced the Green Album to no end and continued in pursuit of feedback driven bliss that lacerated Pinkerton. This is what Frank Black envisioned rock to sound like in the post-millennia era when his Pixies burned the rock rulebook in the late '80s to reupholster an entire forthcoming generation of bands. This is loud, honest and oh so endearing. Of course I speak of Omaha's Desaparecidos whose Saddle Creek debut assemblages rock music that is thick, distorted and, well, absolutely fabulous. Excited yet? Me too. If you have ever dabbled in the indie rock realm, chances are that you've perused across the name Bright Eyes and their master of ceremonies in Conor Oberst who revels below a twisted confessional narration of songwriting. Desaparecidos amasses its corpulent rock around the same voice of Oberst, but where introspective whispers once dripped with despondency now sear with societal scorn. Substantiating that Desaparecidos' Read Music - Speak Spanish is loud in every connotation of the word: musically, lyrically and stylistically. And you can feel the difference - this is music that actually has something to say. In a post-September 11th hangover, the United States' citizenry is seemingly diffident to protest any warfare allegations in the Middle East or speak a true piece of mind - defying what this very nation was founded upon: freedom. You can love or hate Oberst, but you can't deny his lyrical scribes that tear pages from liberal and modern progressivism handbooks alike: "I don't want to be ashamed to be American / But opportunity, no it don't exist / It's the opiate of the populace." Although shredding conformity by denouncing this nation's "dream" of materialism may be antagonistic to the recent influx in the proud-to-be-an-American schtick, this element only further insinuates the ruminating honesty and musing nature of Read Music - Speak Spanish. Whether Oberst is bellowing with every oppressed bone in his body or injecting his stratums of captivating pop, his voice drips with sour scrawls of lyrical cynicism beneath a sweet bite of addicting sugar. From that juncture on, the music is all power - choppy power chords, powerful percussion bombast and keyboards powerful enough to suffice Read Music - Speak Spanish to be decorously plunked under that "eclectic" tag. This quintet brings the rock in all the pertinent locales. It's all there - the epileptic distortion, the wails of drums that stomp along a steady beat stronger than a spasmodic jackhammer and fun-infused bass blares. All these aesthetics prove to be symptoms of the veritable rock plague that sadly infects only an under appreciated minority. Matching Milemarker's immersion of distorted keyboards and At the Drive-In's niche for neurotic guitars, Desaparecidos is a true modern rock juggernaut - like Superman in an orb of radio suctioned weaklings. All of these neoteric rock and roll ethics are succinctly compacted in the closing track, 'Hole in One,' that is omnipotent enough to knock you on your ass, but sweet and catchy enough for you to come back again and again and again. But what makes Read Music - Speak Spanish so addicting and so alluring is not that it's groundbreaking or overtly original, but instead that it showboats heaps of charisma and unquestionable charm - ideals seemingly lost in this downtrodden world of indie rock. Not only that, but it truly rocks - and it rocks righteously. And all five of these Bible belt kids know it. Take a listen to Read Music - Speak Spanish and retain that nostalgic feel of what it was like to have a knack for rock and pretentiously show it off. However, that sentimental feel is soon obliterated by mind mauling distortion and lyrics of liberalism while a solitary fact resides in your mind - that this is indeed the hopeful future of rock, not a dismal listen back to the forefathers. And for those to depose Desaparecidos as a Bright Eye's offshoot, realize one truism - this isn't just a branch of Conor Oberst's side projects, it's a whole new fucking forest. [www.saddle-creek.com]

Jun 8 2002

The Blamed - Give Us Barabbas

Reviewed by ryan

Just as Seattle was idealized as the city to carry the grunge rock culminate in the early ‘90s, Chicago is rapidly aggregating as the post-rock primary. However, that blueprint just doesn’t fit into the Blamed’s agenda. Their Fugazi-influxed roots are primed to set the most current geographical stereotype ablaze and retire the prefix of post to simply leave rock, unpasteurized and pure. These four post-punk misfits are here to splinter spiritless babble and splatter the canvas of their hometown – if not the world – with manic, unpredictable and spastic rock that flails in every direction. That’s right – the Blamed now rock harder and roll longer with their newest release, Give Us Barabbas, than anything in their decade spanning discography. With now only a sole surviving member since the band’s incipient framework, the Blamed has rekindled its fire to enlist young-at-heart punks that are willing to dismantle conduct codes and reform beliefs of their own in its place. Of course, all modern punks have a point of reference and Give Us Barabbas stands as a salute to Fugazi’s flagship album, Repeater, a dozen years after it first scorched stereos. However, where tracks such as “The Jealous Answer” and “Fictionary” sport this musical derivation on their sleeves, the Blamed often entrench on detours off the highway of classically christened Fugazi. “1200 Stares” begins with a trio of slurred voices chanting, “We won’t stop what we start as long as it stops before they start in;” as this corruption clashing four-some soon explodes into a tantrum of squawking horns, foreign tongued vocals and cacophonous noise that rivals the Locust’s astringency. Further disjointing the Blamed from its D.C. precursor is the power-pop of “Positive,” a song that would be more aptly placed in an unlisted Jimmy Eat World album than to ultimately destroy the intensified progression of punk endowed works that Give Us Barabbas upholds. Nonetheless, it’s beautiful to see such a band crawl back from postmortem fame to lace the post-rock hallucinogenics of their surroundings with a keen sense of reality. Overall, the Blamed retain classicism – insinuated by the bruises that also batter Fugazi’s seminal foundation – while stamping a neoteric seal of squalling urgency. Furthermore, the Blamed lacerate your ears with punk ethics and charismatic kick-starts that are both audacious and exuberantly mannered. As those very aphorisms of Give Us Barabbas impact this raucous four pronged assault in an intense fashion, the Blamed somehow still feel like a whirling wind of fresh air – despite the number of times that this review was strewn with the ubiquitous F-word. And no, not that f-word. [www.theblamed.com]

Jun 8 2002

Pitch Black - Pitch Black

Reviewed by grant

I've never been a big fan of Halloween punk, and... Well, I'll just say it first - Pitch Black was a pleasant surprise! I didn't know what to expect from a purple and orange album cover, and the bloody text could easily have represented bad metal. This is not bad metal. We stumble right into blazing fast, heavy, & dark punk from the getgo, and I just had to sit still to take it all in. Initially, the vocals brought me back to my earlier years, skipping around the house to The Dead Milkmen and singing about drinking bleach, but this guy had much more rhythm, rasp, and seriousness. "The Wrath" ended and I sat quietly holding my breath for the next one. Let's jump to 17 minutes later - I'm really loving this album! "Undefented" and "Resting Place" fall back to a slower and creative chordal rock song, with less harping from our singer, and more singing. You've got one or two tracks on here that could be considered punk epics, hitting a maximum song length of around 5 minutes and dwelling on hypnotic outros. The album, in it's entirely, has a few low points, but that's being nitpicky. It's pretty short, you don't have a very substantial "album" but you shouldn't expect more from a genre release like this. It is good, so whether you will like it or not will be strictly preference. It's a great sounding CD with a fabulous mix! It's got full production with punchy drums, yet it still remains raw. If you're a fan, it's Horror/skate punk on a pretty listenable level. I'm handing Pitch Black 4.0 manstyle points. [pitchblack.carpe-noctem138.com]

Jun 8 2002

Curl Up And Die - Unfortunately, We're Not Robots

Reviewed by grant

This album will knock you flat out (with a board with nail in it) and take your lunch money. Whether that is a good thing or not, is strictly up to you. This CD is straight up brutal! The production is absolutely, 100% top notch, the guitars sound great, and if you're looking for a album to sacrafice animals to, you've found your savior. There's only one problem with Curl Up and Die. It sounds exactly like Converge. You could say it's because of the production of Kurt Ballou, for he produced Converge's Jane Doe as well, but they are really trying to sound just... like... Converge... Exactly! Drop down the skill level of the guitar player, take away the tracks that sound like no other band alive, and switch the "wah wah waaaah"s to "yah yah yaaaah"s, and you've got a band called Curl Up and Die. It's difficult to take the album for what it is, and accept the fact that if another band didn't ever exist, neither would this one, but I'm trying my best. It's a three piece, which is very respectable and virtually impossible if you hear what they produce! If you've never heard this kind of dissonant rip metal, you're in for a treat. It's worth owning at least for novelty's sake. The band has some very creative ideas. For instance, the first 4 tracks are each 1 word (we, are, all, and dead) lasting about 7 seconds each, flowing right into each other, and zipping into track 5. It's very cool, and if you look down at your player after listening only a few minutes, somehow you got on track 7. hmmm? I'm a fan of math metal, and even though Curl Up and Die is made up of a few talented players, they are definitely players, not song writers. We've got a par album here worthy of 3.0 manstyle points. [www.curlupanddie.net]

Jun 8 2002

12 Stones - 12 Stones

Reviewed by ryan

Prior to hearing 12 Stones, there are a few vague pieces of information that should be retained:

  1. They call Wind Up Records home; yes, that same inoffensive radio-ready label that mothers Creed.
  2. 12 Stones have picked up their auditory laughingstock in support [a euphemism for kissing the ass] of Creed.
  3. They suck in their already weightless rock gut on the Scorpion King Soundtrack to fit smugly next to – astonishingly enough – Creed!
Now, if you turned away from this review at this instant, I would not blame you. I would blame 12 Stones. Not only do 12 Stones exude worthless, sterile and putrid angst-y neo-grunge, but they are one of the most derivative and vapid bands to circulate the market in recent years – which is quite a ignominy when you consider the magnitude of discs that would have been more worthwhile if left blank. In fact, they are the ancillary fourth echelon on the hierarchy of formerly muddled grunge that ultimately devolved into impure corporeal pop: 12 Stones are under the parental supervision of Creed, Creed stole cues from Candlebox’s repertoire who subsequently derived their alterna pop-rock from Pearl Jam’s early ‘90s grungy cloak. However, 12 Stones don’t only adhere to the religion-obsessed maxims and disgustingly digestible platters of auditory poison that Creed emits, but they also get vacuumed into the new metal belligerence and its vacancy of creativity, credibility and artistry. The crossbreed of these two overused, extremely trite, remarkably cliched and indubitably ugly subgenres are conjoined in the most unholy [yes, despite Creed’s “I found God” inflictions] matrimony by 12 Stones. Can you think of a more revolting offspring? I certainly can’t; and if you consider yourself even a meager fan of music – regardless of your pro-choice/pro-life assertion – abortion should surely ensue upon this hybrid of horror. Hopefully at this point a quest for new, high caliber music will be the furthest thing from your mind. However, if you are curious to hear just how horrifically derivative and murderously awful this band is, give “Broken” a listen [which happens to be their smashing lead single!], “Soulfire” [oh! more religions connotations!] or any other of the dozen tracks that clog and pollute any ear that remains with hearing. Needless to say, I hate this album. I hate 12 Stones. I am anything but a hateful person, but this release doesn’t only disgust me beyond comprehension or nauseate my entire soul, but it truly offends me as a lover and fanatic of music. 12 Stones, quite simply, are completely flavorless, entirely derivative and 100% procured drivel. In other words, look for 12 Stones to be locking up platinum status any time now. [www.12stones.com]

Jun 8 2002

The Dent - Neurotica

Reviewed by erun

I never got into the mood for this album, sorry. But I listened to it the obligatory repeat sessions in order to bring you a review... And here is my quick, capsule synopsis: If you like Duncan Sheik, but feel as though, due to the fact that Duncan's songs are now a staple at virtually every resturant, Duncan "sold out", this is the band for you. The Dent's Neurotica sings songs of the "sounds of sadness" with unobtrusive, unruffling lyrics. There are subtle guitar sounds to soothe the troubled soul... The very minorly troubled soul. There is falsetto, there is a hint of talent dribbled over the melodies; In short, this album doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother anyone... But it's very bothersome in this factor, as there's nothing there to really feel during the whole album, there's no jarring eclipse of the perspective, nor even a snort of raw dislike. It's banal in the same sense that "Dawson's Creek" is predictable. It's decent, sure, but it's not the least bit memorable, and music needs to be memorable to mean something. The only song that I can pick on without feeling a shred of guilt is the title track, which opens with a whiny example of flow that should explain to you why you might want to be scared of white boys rapping. Sample line: "Pick up the phone it's Rolling Stone/...How long can these rock singers swoon and dance/ Just hold on/ Here comes the record company's advance" followed by a chanted "rock" from a (most likely fictional) crowd. This song is backed by a puny back throb that only serves to underscore the irony of this song... There is no irony, these guys clearly mean what they're saying, and that's quite scary considering how actually uninteresting they and their album are. [www.dentmusic.com]

Jun 8 2002

Bloodlet - Three Humid Nights In The Cypress Trees

Reviewed by grant

Bloodlet is made up of veterans, but as far as the quality of a release is concerned, that's not a factor. Their lastest release, "Three Humid Nights In The Cypress Trees" is generally no different than their other releases regarding style except in a few respects. Bloodlet is still wandering in the same formula. You've still got evil-core, with muddy, yet creative guitar sounds, tight groove/metal drums, and a singer in total despair. One respectable thing about Scott Angelacos (vocals) is his brutal and honest display of his words. Over the years, people have learned to stop screaming and start "faking it". Singers have learned about their throat, and there are many, many ways to fake it - to sound like your pushing with all your might, when in fact, you're just gargling to your audience. If there was one man that would represent all that is holy in metal vocals, it's Scott from Bloodlet. One difference between "Three Humid Nights In The Cypress Trees" and the oldies is in the vocal area. He's started.... well... singing. Like many other bands drenching the style, Bloodlet has decided to incorporate a little more melody into their relentless noise, much like Earth Crisis did on their last album. I must say, it doesn't work very well. I can understand the need to experiment, but his singing voice is not very good at all. The only track that deviates from this is the first. After hearing "Learn to Fly: Ascent" I thought I would be replaying this CD for a while! I honestly thought I'd have something to satisfy the Helmet head in me! After track 1, it's all downhill. Although the songs vary from each other, in themselves, they suffer from bad repetition. The whole disc sounds produced in an oversized cardboard box, muddying up the guitars and putting the bass somewhere indiscernable. The wild chords I was used to hearing on previous releases have replaced by drop-D simplicity, and uninteresting riffs. Like bands they tour with, albums for them are simply something to keep interest while they tour, and their shows will make up for any flaws this album may be burdened with. Even so, it's a below par album, and it is worth a listen for the fan, but I wouldn't recommend it. Bloodlet get's 2.7 manstyle points, for this last attempt. [www.bloodletmusic.com]

Jun 2 2002

Garrison - Be A Criminal

Reviewed by yewknee

One of the first things I noticed about Garrison's Be A Criminal was that it was produced by J. Robbins of Burning Airlines, Jawbox, and DeSoto Records fame. This definetly bode well for the band as I popped the CD in and gave it the initial listen. My predictions for throbbing drumbeats, some in your face guitar parts and overall high energy couldn't have been more dead on. What made the album surpass my predictions was that the songs are both catchy and dark. The first track "Recognize An Oppurtunity" is a perfect example of how that dark songwriting and catchiness can work together into a nice little song package. The chorus of "I think I heard about it on the radio" will make you catch yourself singing along by the second time you listen. The same goes for "Dump The Body" and it's oh-so-catchy chorus of "I could point a finger, but I'd rather point a gun." Overall, this album feels like mid to late 90's band rockin the hardcore indie scene. The vocals are catchy but the lyrics are somewhat predictable and cheesy at times. "Focus, Focus, Focus" and "Don't Feel Bad" have a pop/rock sensibility that feels somewhat out of place with the rest of the album. That's where my 3 manstyle points come in. The album is listenable, even extremely catchy at times, but it doesn't have the staying power to make me reach for it a few years from now (or months). Fortunately, the band holds alot of promise and will be one to watch grow musically into a possible powerhouse of sound. [www.garrison-kills.com]

May 29 2002

Soul Hooligan - Music Like Dirt

Reviewed by yewknee

Allow me to revisit my cheesy method of paper writing from the ole college days to start this off. The American Heritage Dictionary defines a hooligan as "A tough and aggressive or violent youth." Using the same source, soul is defined as "A strong, deeply felt emotion conveyed by a speaker, a performer, or an artist." That being said, Soul Hooligan could not have picked a better name for themselves. Their Maverick Records debut Music Like Dirt plays like an mish-mashed DJ set of 60's funk, new school beats, remorseful longing, with just a bit of quality hip-hop thrown in for good measure. The lead-off track (and single) "Algebra" sounds like it could be a Gorillaz b-side with it's ghostly harmonica lead and throbbing beat. However, the track "Turn Your Head Around" sounds more like it was destined for the club dance floor, complete with a simple yet addicting dance step. But then again, there's always "Night Owl" which sounds straight out of some 60's studio devoted to the production of the finest soul tunes. And just to drive the point home, "Stoop Kid" is the most upbeat track on the album featuring fast paced rap vocals, some funky keyboards, and a tinge of Indian sitar. If you didn't pick up on it by now, the album has some diversity to it. A majority of it sounds like Moby and Portishead got together and had one highly influenced baby. The tensed dark beats and subtle ethereal sounds mixed with the upfront remorseful male vocals don't make for the greatest feel good record of the year but they create a nice atmosphere. Which is basically what this record is all about, atmosphere. If you're a fan of AIR, Plaid, or anything in that Astralwerks type family, this is going to be too up front and commercialized for you. If you're a fan of Moby's "Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" and the Gorillaz album, then with the exception of a few tracks, this album was made for you. [www.soulhooligan.com]

May 28 2002
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