Plain White T's - Every Second Counts

Reviewed by smrtblonde

When listening to this album, I caught myself wondering, what is it that really gives a band saying power? The Plain White T’s began their journey in high school, honing their pop skills for nearly a decade before breaking with their fourth album Every Second Counts. They almost immediately made a name for themselves as the “new darlings of pop-punk” and they haven’t slowed since. Their label is probably quite happy for the cash cow they promise to be…having turned this title into a hefty following with (a guess…but their Myspace site would indicate) the bubblegum crowd. But back to the music…well, for all the hype, the seasoned music fan will probably find this album falling a bit short. There really isn’t anything unique about the Plain White T’s music (think Fall Out Boy), But man, do these guys know pop music formula. If you look at this collection from a Top 40 perspective, thanks largely to the writing of Tom Higgenson, there isn’t a dud in the bunch. The melodies are spot-on catchy and the lyrics are sweet, fun-loving, and not-at-all deep (if not somewhat predictable), and it is the combination of these elements that usually indicates that someone has the ability to stick around for year. And that is fine if that is the goal. But today when there is so little diversity in everything that makes it to music video or radio, well, it just seems that the audience they play to will be craving something more before too long. Perhaps, though, I don’t give the band enough credit and the fans too much, for what makes it in music pretty much always follows a relatively predictable line, and the band could go just about any direction and probably succeed with writing talent and what they have already exhibited they can do. Oh and potential, desire for growth, yadda, yadda… So, that should give you a pretty good idea of whether this absolutely belongs in your collection, or unequivocally does not, but at the very least, the Plain White T’s are certainly worth a listen. For it is likely that they have built a pretty strong foundation for becoming a Top-40 mainstay for years to come. And who knows? That said, at the very least some day it may provide you and your children with invaluable bonding material. [www.plainwhitets.com]

Nov 21 2006

Various Artists - Warped Tour 2006

Reviewed by michaelo

This two-disc set is the next best thing to being there. Take out the sweat, sunburn, and hangover, and what you have left is over fifty songs to remind you of the Vans Warped Tour, whether you remember being there or not. The Side One Dummy release includes tracks from Anti-Flag, The Casualties, Flogging Molly, Bouncing Souls, NOFX, Matchbook Romance, and Every Time I Die, just to name a fraction. The downside is that none of the tracks are live recordings. The upside is that the album was released in June of 2006, prior to the kick off of the actual tour. So, even if you did make the show, and were inevitably unable to see all the bands that were in attendance, you can relive it in all its glory. If you didn’t make it out for the 2006 tour, this two-disc is a good way to discover new bands, and rediscover old bands. All in all, a decent compilation. One obsessive music geek with a computer might have compiled the same collection. Then again, what is it that they say about a thousand Shakespeares, some typewriters and the resulting Monkey? [www.warpedtour.com]

Nov 20 2006

Head Like a Kite - Random Portraits of the Home Movie

Reviewed by jonathan

Seattle’s always been a hotbed of rockers. Head Like a Kite falls into the category of those Pac NW-based successes. A musician (Dave Einmo) singing a song called “Your Butt Crack Smile” has got to be cool (a song reminiscent of Duran Duran’s “Medazzaland”) and cool they are. Einmo liked early-80s synth pop and the whole album is filled with unique, sometimes other-worldly, catchy melodies and rhythms, some of the tunes using sampled sounds from his family’s Super 8 home movies when he was a kid. All that said, the album has its thoughts on the past with an immediately enchanting present, pushing the Seattle music scene to, yes, the near future. [www.headlikeakite.com]

Nov 20 2006

In Flight Radio - s/t

Reviewed by jonathan

Most of the time, the in flight radio stinks. It’s Dionne Warwick across the Atlantic on a crappy airline serving you pretzels. Thankfully, Brooklyn-based In Flight Radio is nothing like that, i.e. it’s good, and you’d be happy to tap your foot to its alt-rock rhythms (as long as the seat in front of you is in its full and upright position). Featuring Devin Krug on bass, Darko Saric on guitar, and Mike Parker on drums, with the strong, airy, and honestly beautiful Peira on lead vocals, who also writes the tunes,, it’s a estrogen-enhanced Coldplay. Oh yeah, the album cover is damn cool. [www.inflightradio.net]

Nov 20 2006

Various DVD - Burn to Shine 3: Portland OR

Reviewed by billwhite

Fugazi’s Brendan Canty and film maker Christoph Green are making an ongoing series of films chronicling the music scene in various cities. They find a house that is about to be burned down by the city’s fire department and, on the day of its demolition, film some of the best of the city’s bands in various rooms in the house. This is the third film, the previous ones were shot in Washington DC and Chicago. Each of the twelve bands is given an hour to set up, sound check, and play one song in front of the cameras. What better way to see a band than in an old house? Contrary to garage myth, most bands that cant afford rehearsal space spend a lot of time playing in the living room of a house. It is like watching animals in their natural habitat. Most of the music is typically indie-quirky, with high points being the pseudo-Eastern European gypsy sounds of Mirah and low points an interminable song by the zero sex-appeal combo, the Decemberists. Fans of Sleater-Kinney and The Shins will love the up close and personal performances, and soul punkers The Gossip are sure to find new fans with their fireside meltdown. The eight camera people keep the visuals in motion, with some great shots taken from outside the house through a window. The sound quality is excellent, especially considering the conditions under which the music was played. At the film’s end, the house is burned by the fire department to some uncredited instrumental music that sounds like Canty's work. [www.trixiedvd.com]

Nov 20 2006

Atreyu - A Death Grip on Yesterday

Reviewed by michaelo

Atreyu’s fourth album A Death Grip on Yesterday, stands on its own when compared to the band's previous releases. Continuing with their unique blend of metal/screamo a-la Agnostic Front and Hatebreed, this band has as much energy as a toddler on a sugar high. The album starts off with the seemingly unpolished track "Creature," but quickly redeems itself with “Ex’s and Oh’s,” marked by metal guitar riffs and the dual vocals of Alex Varkatzas and Brandon Saller. The angsty, tender lyrics of “Our Sick Story So Far,” and “Shameful,” bring the album to fruition. Anthemic and rhythmic, the sixth track “The Theft,” breaks up the album with a harmonic break and an almost emo-composition. But never fear, songs like “We Stand Up,” and “Your Private War,” bring back the almost incoherent lyrics, strong bass lines, and enough testosterone to fuel a packed concert hall. [www.atreyurock.com]

Nov 17 2006

Rock Kills Kid - Are You Nervous?

Reviewed by michaelo

Other than having a great band name, Rock Kills Kid, has a solid sound. Although the band formed in the late '90s, the group's sound has a marked mid-'80s sound, a-la early U2, or maybe Echo and the Bunnymen. The band’s debut, an eponymous EP, was released in 2001 through Fearless Records, yet, without a tour to support the album, the band remained in relative obscurity. A few years and a little homelessness later, singer Jeff Tucker had written over 150 songs. Recruiting a new lineup, and signing to Reprise records, the band was finally able to drop its first full-length record. Are You Nervous? kicks off with a White Stripes feel, as prominent bass gives way to drums and funky rhythm guitar, finally bringing in a post-punk inspired chorus. Easily mistaken for an '80s rock band, Rock Kills Kid would be right at home playing a show with Devo or The Cars. Jeff Tucker’s vocals on the title track, have a definite early U2 feel, while keeping in line with bands like Interpol. Introspective, often isolated, and emotional, this album is a keeper. [www.rockkillskid.com]

Nov 17 2006

Rob Zombie - Educated Horses

Reviewed by michaelo

Educated horses must be a frightening thing indeed, if they’ve caught the attention of Rob Zombie. A repeated image throughout the album, it’s hard to decide exactly what to think of said horses. What is relatively easy to decide, is that this is a release by mastermind Rob Zombie that neither explodes nor fizzles. The creative powerhouse, whose resume boasts albums, movies, and graphic art, brings us another record of quality. While a little less punchy than other releases, there's an apparent leaning towards the cinematic. Slithering through speakers, this album has a slow start, beginning with "Sawdust in the Blood," which could be the background to any horror movie, and the track "100 Ways," a second instrumental which sounds like it's missing from the Devil’s Rejects soundtrack. (The album does, by the way, feature the track “The Devil’s Rejects,” which doesn't appear on its namesake's record.) Zombie brings his signature sound in tracks like "Foxy Foxy" and "17 Year Locust," songs that would fit in on most any of his previous releases. The artist's crusty, screamed vocals top nearly every track, crying out over chorus and distortion-heavy guitars, creepy interludes, and punchy drums. High points include the track "Death of It All"--a mellow, ballad-like track, which has a nearly Nick Cave feel–-and "Ride," which builds into a rhythmic chant of “this is where the ghosts hide/this is where the truth lies/this is where the dirt flies.” Hurray for creepy. [www.robzombie.com]

Nov 17 2006

Various Artists - V For Vendetta

Reviewed by michaelo

In the last several years there’s been a big push in adapting comics to the screen. One of the challenges facing producers and directors is not only to match motion--but also music to the motionless and music-less page. V For Vendetta’s soundtrack, composed by Pride and Prejudice and The Brothers Grimm composer Dario Marianelli, is a hybrid of standard motion picture scores and conventional songwriting. The bulk of the soundtrack has a patriotic, militant feel that matches director James McTeigue’s film adaptation of Alan Moore’s best-selling comic. The symphonic component is, at first, familiar, but soon becomes redundant. Although it is triumphant and well-executed, it doesn’t have the feel of a stand-alone soundtrack. Perhaps not so redundant as the persistent piano plunking of Eyes Wide Shut, but a little too familiar to be dynamic. While other recent movie soundtracks have quickly become must-have compilation, Vendetta falls a little short in vibrancy. Well-matched to the movie, but not to the various, vivacious, or vilifying experiences of the very valued listener. [www.astralwerks.com]

Nov 17 2006

The Killing Moon - A Message Through Your Teeth

Reviewed by smrtblonde

"Hardcore" label Fearless Records released The Killing Moon’s A Message Through Your Teeth EP as a teaser for the band’s as yet to be released (and apparently delayed) full-length album. That is a lot of faith given this relatively small label’s accomplished library…and the fact that that The Killing Moon still has a lot of growing up to do. By that, I mean that there is nothing on this 5-song release that is at all original. They seem so heavily inspired by Linkin Park (aside from some very minor vocal deviations, “Sugar Pills” could easily be attributed to the aforementioned), that without some breakthrough they will be all-too-easily written off, especially given that the genre has pretty much seen it’s heyday. One thing that I found interesting about this band is that many inferences on various websites put them in some ska-music related category (presumably because of the horns), and quite frankly – I just didn’t hear it. What I did hear, however, was potential in their muscianship, which means that it might not be so hopeless for the band as this review suggests. Fearless bands do have a reputation for a certain sound and The Killing Moon fits that bill quite well. In addition, the production on this release is tight, so they will probably perform admirably with the label’s core audience their status quo over the short term, and they are still young. But if a next level is to be achieved, they will have to make some serious effort at musical exploration and create a more definitive sound. All of this had me wondering if it wasn’t this lack of identity that has left the release of their full-length as-yet undetermined…perhaps someone else has seen this too? So, the bottom line is - chances are if you ever had an affinity for any of the “Nu-Metal” bands, you already have the main elements that make up the end-product that is A Message Through Your Teeth somewhere in your collection. As such I will give it a “listenable” 2.2 (actually the .2 is for the EP’s artwork) but would also recommend a pass for the experienced listener who is looking for variety on their current musical palate - in favor of new horizons.

[www.fearlessrecords.com]

Nov 16 2006

Bad Astronaut - Twelve Small Steps, One Giant Disappointment

Reviewed by david

Since 2000, Bad Astronaut has existed as an alternative outlet for numerous participants in the SoCal pop-punk scene--mostly the venerable Joey Cape, who leads the band. Publicized as an "indie rock band," Bad Astronaut certainly counters the more juvenile matters and musical approaches that Cape exhibits in his main band Lagwagon, and on past releases, the group has paid homage to past luminaries via covers--Elliott Smith's "Needle in the Hay" found its way onto Acrophobe, while the band's version of "Solar Sister" on Houston: We Have a Drinking Problem introduced power-pop stars The Posies to a younger generation. With Twelve Small Steps, One Giant Disappointment, the band rebounds from, well, one giant disappointment and comes back with something as strong (or stronger) than anything in its past. In 2005, Lagwagon/Bad Astronaut guitarist Derrick Plourde, suffering from serious depression, took his own life. As a testament to the idea that the band was a shared project between himself and Plourde, Cape has vowed in this record's liner notes that it's the last to come under the Bad Astronaut moniker. On a vaguely related note, he also mentions that this record wasn't the last work Plourde gave to the world, and I'll pass the info along--you can also find the late musician's heart and soul in the band Jaws (http://www.jawsattacks.com). Much of Twelve Steps is surprisingly radio-ready, straddling a line between modern Green Day and the Foo Fighters at times. It's very much a rock record, and though there's the appearance of lesser-used instruments (banjo, mandolin, cello, etc.), they don't appear enough to make much of an impact. "Ghostwrite" is centered around thick power chords with minimal progression, save for a brief blazing guitar lick, as Cape pours out his feelings on what appears to be the punk scene and the stigmas that come along with it--labels, scenes, "being too old," and being branded. "Beat" is apparently a tribute to Plourde, Cape's mourning publicized as he tells his former friend and bandmate that he's "missing everything", and that Bad Astronaut has "recorded [Plourde's] defeat, an album always incomplete." The semi-title track of "One Giant Disappointment" follows the same kind of subject matter still concerned with Plourde and his suicide. The rest of the tracks stumble and fall only occasionally, and for the most part it's the band's most accessible record to date. More often than not, the songs on Twelve Steps... connect, and even though there's an awful situation surrounding much of its lyrical content and creation, it's a more than adequate farewell to both Bad Astronaut's tenure as a band and its fallen musician. Download "Autocare" [www.fatwreck.com]

Nov 16 2006

Small Sins - Small Sins

Reviewed by smrtblonde

There is a distinct difference between programmed music done right and programmed music done wrong. The Crystal Method does it right…mixing it up with innovative changes throughout the composition and complex levels of sound weaving in and out of each other, then bringing in guest singers on occasion to punch things up even further. Small Sins does none of this. For a majority of this self-titled album, the music sounds like something produced during the infancy of synth-pop – a sound that (in my opinion) was old well before the 80’s were over. It is as if Thomas D’Arcy decided to throw a few (a disgustingly minimalist few) of the most monotonous loops (all of which were in 4/4 time mind you) that they could find into a mixing program, add some vocals and call it good (some information I found on the web, however, indicates that there was actual playing of instruments occurring within these tunes) And as for the lyrics - well truthfully – I was so completely distracted by how annoying I found the music that the only time I was able to focus on the vocals was when they became as prominently (or even more) grating, for instance the chorus for “Stay”, or the several times where the singing is so completely out of tune (this occurs several times throughout the album…could it have been on purpose?), to determine if there was any actual writing talent there. It was literally like teeth clinking against a fork while simultaneously dragging nails down a chalkboard for half an hour.

And then suddenly it materialized: the saving grace/ray of hope for Small Sins came buried at the end of the album in a single shining moment…two beautiful gems (a la Sparklehorse), “At Least You Were Feeling Something”, and “Is She the One”? Interestingly enough, these are the only two songs where I was able to hear actual instruments present…even prominent. So, I don’t get it. Are they experimental (I guess that would explain the fact that they employ a full-time hand clapper when on tour)…OR?? Almost as perplexing as this is the location of these tunes on the album. Rarely would a listener ever last that long into a full-length recording to find something of quality… but then I don’t know – I almost feel as if my ears were missing something for the during the first nine songs. Perhaps it is a “beauty in the eye of the beholder” thing. Had they released a whole album’s-worth of music like this, I would have not only been able to listen, I probably would have liked this offering.

It is rare that I deem any music excruciating, but a majority of the stuff that Small Sins has produced for this release qualifies. Unfortunately it is because of those last two songs that I can say that I truly do not know what to make of them. I have come across several bands over the course of my lifetime that initially I found unlistenable then came to love once they found their niche. So, while I am rating Small Sins very low, for me the jury’s still out on these guys. I once said I would never, ever, EVER buy a Jon Spencer album only to eat my words years later. I will not make that mistake again…and thus will let the individual listener judge for themselves.

[www.astralwerks.com]

Nov 14 2006

Chris Koza - Patterns

Reviewed by smrtblonde

Singer/Ssongwriter Chris Koza’s self-released sophomore album reveals a man truly growing in his craft, with an insight into the soul that translates fluidly into musical lyric often rising far above the song that supports it. Not that the music wholly fails to carry that poetic prowess, but at times during this collection it does diminish the story. One would never expect the sweet melody of the title song to be a background for the sad reflection of a difficult, ultimately failed relationship (but then of course, how many people have spent their existence believing "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by The Police was a love song?). Additionally the full mastery of Fear of Mimes is somewhat lost in the complex transitions of its musical composition. But the fact this is the biggest setback that I could find within this collection makes the occasional small stumble in composition a quite distant consideration in the overall accomplishment of Patterns. Especially having recognized that the music itself shows an aptitude that one would not necessarily expect from the genre’s typical artist and is more possibly an experiment in musical growth than anything. After listening to tracks from Exit Pesce (Koza’s first album), which won him numerous awards and accolades in his “hometown” of Minneapolis (he was born and raised in Portland, OR), it is clear that this young artist is only beginning to tap into his potential. Patterns is, quite frankly, a much more solid album overall than many of the releases of his modern-day counterparts; artists who have gone on huge success in the mainstream. I would imagine that we can expect great things from Chris Koza in the coming years and consider Patterns a definite “must acquire” for anyone regarding themselves a connoisseur of folk/pop music. This album provides a fresh experience for the listener that is wholly satisfying, yet builds anticipation for what lies ahead. [www.chriskoza.com]

Nov 14 2006

Unexpect - in a Flesh aquarium

Reviewed by zac

Expect: to consider probable or certain As in, I receive an album from a band called "Unexpect" whose members call themselves things like "Artagoth" and "ChaotH" and I expect it to be completely unbearable. Unexpect was almost entirely surprising: I was surprised to get the CD in the mail, upon opening I was surprised someone would send me Canadian prog-metal and finally I was surprised that in a Flesh aquarium with all of its inappropriate capitalization and upside down, backwards letters sounded this much like the album Danny Elfman would make after a 5-day weekend spent in the marijuana-and-embalming-fluid stench that must tumble out of Tim Burton's basement. Vocals that range from operatic to guttural; massive, chugging beats blended with orchestral calliope music and string arrangements; and time signatures to defy even the most dedicated toe-tapper. Unexpect mixes this all up with a heapin' helpin' of black clothing and blacker makeup. Unfortunately, it would be a lie to say that the formula (or lack thereof) doesn't get a bit worn out by the album's centerpiece, the three-part "The Shiver", the requisite theme piece for any metal band featuring a "singing contemporary dancer". Unexpect has two definite paths that I can see: first, they are bound to become a novelty act for the black t-shirt set with an album full of crazy ideas, excellent production, solid chops and decent songs. Second, this record could (and probably will, with any competent promotion) become a required purchase for anyone with a collection of Nightmare Before Christmas merch. Finally, Unexpect has taught me a valuable lesson—never judge a Canadian prog-metal act by the number of members with dreadlocks and down-to-here goatees it contains. [www.unexpect.com]

Nov 14 2006

31 Knots - EP: Polemics

Reviewed by david

A Quick Glance On EP:Polemics, Portland's 31 Knots continue blazing down the road of progressive-pop, enacting drive-by shootings on all the weary travelers and contemporaries left behind in a haze of staggeringly complex rhythms, too-precise guitar acrobatics, and chilling melodies. More often than not the EP is a vehicle for mediocre songs and teaser tracks, but songs like "Sedition's Wish" and "Black Ship Auction" showcase the band's talents in all its glory, making one wonder whether or not Fugazi could pair up with the Kinsella guys to make something on par. Download "Sedition's Wish" [www.polyvinylrecords.com]

Nov 14 2006

Blue Skies for Black Hearts - Love Is Not Enough

Reviewed by david

A Critical Quickie No, they're not a Victory Records band. Hell, they're nowhere close to that whole scene, regardless of what the name Blue Skies for Black Hearts may bring to mind. Love Is Not Enough is superb, kinda lazy pop, bubbly but not the least bit overwrought nor formulaic indie pop (which is good, but there's more than enough already)--lots of handclaps, bells, and keys (thankfully) don't make appearances. It's pure upbeat melody. Leader Pat Kearns turned knobs on The Exploding Hearts' classic Guitar Romantic; this is what that record would've sounded like had the punk rock influences not come into play. Download "Here Comes the Rain" [www.kingofheartsrecords.com]

Nov 14 2006

Dead Moon - Echoes of the Past

Reviewed by billwhite

If you like psychedelic garage music and have yet to hear of Dead Moon, you're about to find the holy grail. Imagine a new double-disc album from the people behind Nuggets, containing 49 obscure but brilliant songs from a little band in Portland, Oregon. These instant classics will remind you of the great bands of the past (The Cramps, The Seeds, Led Zeppelin, Love) but from a completely unique mindset. Songwriter/guitarist/singer Fred Cole, with his wife Toody on vocals and bass, and friend Andrew Loomis on drums, is following the inspiration of songs like “Pushin’ Too Hard,” “Little Girl,” and “Seven and Seven Is.” If the life story of a human being can be told in three chords, Cole is the one to do it. Each of these tracks is a simple and brief explosion of rock and roll reality. Forget about the aimless angst of the self-indulgent sissies of Seattle and get a direct shot of savage, unpretentious rebellion from Portland. Cole is no superficial egomaniac in a basement with maybe three decent songs in him, but a ravaged ghost in the hills who was born inside a radio that had not yet heard of Elvis Presley. Through the decades of crappy fads, he has been writing and playing hundreds of songs, recording and releasing them by himself on his own equipment. This collection represents the best of his life’s work, and is essential listening. [www.deadmoonusa.com]

Nov 14 2006

Built to Spill - You In Reverse

Reviewed by aarik

Innovative Idaho-based band Built to Spill revisit their status at the vanguard of indie rock with their first album since 2001’s Ancient Melodies of the Future. Longtime fans of the band should consider this record a worthy reward after their extended wait for new material. You in Reverse is an energetic collection of ten songs highlighted by sprawling guitars, Doug Martsch’s uniquely spacey vocals and an infectious, freewheeling attitude that permeates each of the album’s tracks. Early in the record’s development, it becomes very clear that excursions of an instrumental nature are to play a prominent role. “Goin’ Against Your Mind” opens the proceedings with a prolonged guitar intro that sets the tone for much of what is to follow. Though some listeners may bristle at the band’s attempt to pass the seemingly needless repetition of the title phrase off as a chorus, the song’s instrumental sections sparkle with energy. Similarly, tracks like “Wherever You Go”, “Mess with Time”, and “Conventional Wisdom” feature extended instrumental passages that amble and meander yet avoid feeling extraneous. Were You in Reverse simply an excuse to package and release an unrelated cluster of guitar solos, one might question the band’s creative wisdom. Fortunately, the album features several more tightly constructed tracks that make the free-form nature of others all the more stimulating. “Traces”, for example, is driven just as much drum and bass as by guitar. “Saturday” is a brisk and tempered cut that speaks to Neil Young’s influence on Martsch as a vocalist while tracks like “Liar” and “Just a Habit” allow the band to experiment with mellow moods. You in Reverse is not an album that will appeal to those wishing to listen to it casually. However, for the devoted BTS fan or the newcomer willing to allow the band latitude as they play their way loosely through a variety of textures and structures, the album proves a rather refreshing experience. [www.builttospill.com]

Nov 9 2006

Sam Roberts - Chemical City

Reviewed by aarik

Often guilty of judging records by their covers, reviewers have long used album art to aid in explaining the overall vibe of a particular record. The jacket for Chemical City, the second album by Montreal native Sam Roberts, depicts a fantastic metropolis with impressive structures, expansive roads and rushing waterways. The picture suggests a connection with fantasy often utilized on classic and progressive rock albums of past decades. With its ambitious songwriting and musical kinship to vintage rockers, Chemical City’s tone is (more often than not) consistent with the initial impression the artwork gives. From song one, Roberts and his musical mates state their intention to achieve an epic sound. “The Gate” builds and crescendos through its six minutes, employing retro vocal harmonies and guitar tones as Roberts’ lyrics establish the album’s setting: “Chemical City isn’t all that you need/But it’s all that you’re getting and they’ve hidden the key/Listen to the streets, there’s a heartbeat missing in the city.” Alternating between up-tempo tracks and lighter, acoustic-driven songs (some of the album’s stronger moments, “Uprising Down Under” and “Bridge to Nowhere”, are of this variety) the album maintains consistency in both energy and theme. Worthy of appreciation are the instrumental skill of Roberts and his band and the vigor with which their songs are played. Yet, while Chemical City features many accessible melodies and promising pieces of songwriting, the album ultimately fails to live up to its grand designs. After several tracks, lyrics begin sounding theatrical while tempos and riffs blend together in a sea of similarity. Oft-repeated classic rock textures and techniques make the album seem more imitative than timeless, more homage than fresh work inspired by an earlier era. Listeners who wish to have contemporary musicians remind them of classic rock glory will find much to enjoy about Chemical City. Any aspirations to find more significant meaning, however, will likely go unfulfilled. Roberts has a wealth of talent that might be more prominently displayed if he were to dial down the voices of the past. [www.samrobertsband.com]

Nov 9 2006

Pony Up! - Make Love to the Judges with Your Eyes

Reviewed by illogicaljoker

Pony Up is a reduced, all-female version of The Arcade Fire: a cheery bunch, trapped in the slow cadences of their French Canadian roots, and their CD, Make Love to the Judges with Your Eyes is a trivial, repetitious attempt to be poignant: the guy in the room who always brings cheap flowers on a date. The musical choice to add a lo-fi, tinkertoy of a keyboard to the all-too familiar drums ‘n guitars is annoying, not pleasant, and they don’t take the hint: the whole album is a slow-moving variation on the same bad idea. That, by the way, doesn’t make them hopeless romantics—it just makes them bland. Sarah Moundroukas’s voice is too frail and scratchy to match the beat of a louder song like “Pastime Endeavor,” and while she’s supported for the slower and emotive tracks like “Lines Bleed,” it takes more than a warble and a good line (“Why is everyone so rehearsed?”) to energize a song. Pony Up’s second singer, Laura Willis, is more talented. “Dance for Me” is a sexual, role-reversing song, and Willis, dropping octaves for the lead-in to the chorus sounds like she really could “eat you alive/you know that I could just take you inside.” Here, Willis’s keyboarding bounds across the track like her voice, and the lo-fi hum of the guitar is a calm but fueling force. Not so with the rest of the album. These tracks are long enough to grow whiny, and the grainy texture of tracks like “Possible Harm” seems lazy, not intentional. Good beats are swallowed whole by poor production, and whole stories are gobbled up by dead space. “Only Feelgood,” with its nasal accordion, does anything but make one feel good and the love that should be expressed by a song like “Ships” is decimated by the cheap carousel chimes of the keyboard. Their album’s title, given all that, makes sense: if you pony up hard earned cash for this CD, having perhaps read a good review somewhere, then it’s only because this album has made love to the judges—and with their eyes alone is anyone’s guess. [www.myspace.com]

Nov 8 2006
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